1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,080 Camera ready. 2 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:02,160 Nice, nice. 3 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:05,680 So we've all been pranking each other and it's awesome. 4 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:09,160 But... Joubert is impossible to catch. 5 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:10,640 Impossible. 6 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:12,120 He's so clever. 7 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:14,320 But that ends today. 8 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:17,040 Wow, I've been craving something sweet all day, 9 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,400 and here are some sweets. 10 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:20,680 Ah, man. 11 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,160 That's dangerous. 12 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:23,200 Hey, guys. 13 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:24,800 Who made chocolates? 14 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:26,680 Oh, nice. 15 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,320 Chocolate. 16 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,560 Milk. 17 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:31,840 Is that vinegar? 18 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,360 Not exactly my favourite, but... 19 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,120 How? Literally how? 20 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,160 You see, 21 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:41,160 you catch most people like that, but I'm amazing. 22 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:43,840 Hey, what's going on over there? 23 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,320 -Is there chocolate? -Yes, come on. 24 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,480 -It's very nice. -The best. 25 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,680 -Oh, nice. -I love the different types. 26 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:49,960 Delicious. 27 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:53,480 What?! 28 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,600 Do you know how dangerous that is? 29 00:00:56,600 --> 00:01:00,280 What if I was late for a meeting and ran in here at 45km's per hour? 30 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:01,480 That's my top-speed. 31 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:03,640 I could've been decapitated. 32 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,840 I'll take two then. -Yeah. 33 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,640 Childish. All of you. 34 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:08,800 Grow up. 35 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:09,920 Yeah, sorry, Tjaart. 36 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:17,520 One more. 37 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,840 It's all of them! 38 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:53,880 Here's the cake. 39 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,000 Cake. 40 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:57,160 Guy, guys, guys. 41 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:58,640 Hey! 42 00:01:58,640 --> 00:01:59,880 -Hey! -Gavin, my man! 43 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,400 -Hey! -Welcome! 44 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:03,360 -Hey, guys. -Why you walking so funny? 45 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:07,640 I was in hospital for about a week for personal reasons. 46 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:11,560 But it was wonderful that the staff were so supportive 47 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,440 and kept me up to date on how things were going. 48 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,680 It felt good to know that they cared. 49 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:18,720 -There you go. -Thank you. 50 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:19,760 Auntie Miems. 51 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,200 -Welcome back. -Thank you so much. 52 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,880 I baked you a cake with my own money. 53 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:24,320 With my own money, 54 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,280 -I baked him a cake. -Thanks. 55 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,680 Kidney stones are a bitch. 56 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,080 That'll teach you for not drinking. 57 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,920 Gavin's discomfort brought us all together. 58 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:37,000 We're all part of a WhatsApp group, 59 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,320 and we checked in with each other every day to see how it's going. 60 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,160 Any time of day... or night. 61 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,960 Yes, it took our work intimacy 62 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:49,560 to the next level. 63 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,240 Welcome back, Gavin. We missed you, my old friend. 64 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,320 For a moment, I thought you weren't going to make it. 65 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,520 So I said, 66 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,440 "Chop it off and call him Gavina". 67 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:00,960 Remember? I put it on the group. 68 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,120 I need to get back to my client. 69 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:07,640 Thanks, Boss. 70 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,080 Nice. 71 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:11,480 I'll add you to the group, Gavin. 72 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,080 You don't mind if add Gavin to the group, right? 73 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,720 They don't mind. I'll add you. 74 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,080 Whoa! 75 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,360 What's that? 76 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,440 Look here. 77 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,240 What is it? 78 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:44,280 No, man! 79 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,000 Hey, hey! 80 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,400 Who did this? 81 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,040 Whose butt is this? 82 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,200 It's not funny, Kayle! 83 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:56,840 It's my butt. 84 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,120 No, man. I-- 85 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,520 -I can see your anus! -No, man! 86 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:03,640 That means your-- 87 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,000 You put it here on the glass. 88 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,160 We put our hands here! 89 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,560 And what happens? I take my hands... 90 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,960 and touch the polony in the warehouse, and we send it out. 91 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:11,960 People eat it... 92 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,400 and before we know it, it's Listeriosis 2.0. 93 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:17,120 Do you understand-- 94 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,480 Okay, who was it? Just say. 95 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:20,640 Just say. 96 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,920 Because I'll find out and there'll be bigger trouble. 97 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,280 Okay. 98 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,400 Okay, if that's how you want it. 99 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,760 You're going to hell anyway. 100 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,800 And if Flip finds out... 101 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,800 I've been fired for less. 102 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:37,080 Yes, and I'll help you, Tjaart. 103 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,960 Because I found it first... 104 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,000 and it affected me the most. 105 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,120 Thanks, Joubert. 106 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,160 We'll find him. 107 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,600 Or her. 108 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,480 That's the thing with an anus. 109 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:49,800 They all look the same. 110 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:51,280 Emma! 111 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:52,760 Emma! 112 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:56,720 Emma Kolema. You can tell your grandma! 113 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,800 Emma wants a baby! 114 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:03,000 Do you want a baby? No, don't answer that. 115 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,480 Of course you do. You're a woman. 116 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:05,880 Those hips are begging for one. 117 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,360 Sit. 118 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,040 No, no, no. Sit in that chair. 119 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,600 Okay. 120 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:17,080 Pretty face, but... 121 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,040 It was a joke! A joke! 122 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,720 There's a camera. There's a camera. 123 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,120 Nice one, Flip. 124 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,840 It was R20 at the R5 shop. 125 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:29,440 How can I help you? 126 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,440 You called me, Flip. 127 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,520 Oh, yes. 128 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:34,040 Yes. 129 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,240 Do you get my messages? 130 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,640 -Huh? -Do they come through? 131 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:39,400 Oh! 132 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:42,200 -Oh, on the group chat? -Yeah, yeah. 133 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:46,840 We all made an oath not to reply to Flip's messages. 134 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:47,880 An oath. 135 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:50,840 He gets a bit much, even during working hours, 136 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:52,520 but now he's in our phones... 137 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,440 day and night. 138 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:56,560 It's intense. 139 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,560 That's all Flip. 140 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:00,880 Just now. 141 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:03,480 I mean, I-- 142 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:04,600 Do you get them or not? 143 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:05,920 Yes, I... 144 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,200 get all of them. 145 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,640 Why don't you ever reply? 146 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,640 I mean, it's a group chat. 147 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:14,160 I don't want to be the first to reply It would be a bit... 148 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,320 I always reply first... 149 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:16,960 on my own posts. 150 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,680 Yes, but I... You know, I-- 151 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:20,960 And the rest of them? 152 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,520 They're probably on mute, you know... 153 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,640 Their phones are on mute. 154 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:27,440 Okay. 155 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,920 Okay, you're dismissed. 156 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:31,680 Thank you. 157 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:37,360 Look, Cronje. Look at this. 158 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,360 I've fine-combed all the entrances and exits. 159 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:41,840 No one came in from outside, 160 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:44,680 so the suspect is definitely one of us. 161 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:45,840 Good job, Ferreira. 162 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,240 You can see the suspect did a good job 163 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:50,240 in hiding their sexual identity. 164 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:53,120 No banana or guava visible, so it could be a man or a woman. 165 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,520 Okay, so everyone's a suspect. 166 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:55,880 Except you and me, of course. 167 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:57,360 Okay, everyone. 168 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:58,840 Phones out. 169 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:00,600 -Flip, I need to-- -Not now, Tjaart. 170 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,080 -Flip, it's urgent. -I don't want to see your butt. 171 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,440 -It's not my-- -Tjaart, sit. 172 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,080 Okay, everyone. Phones out. 173 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:09,040 Come on. 174 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:10,440 Take them out! 175 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,840 Hold them up! 176 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,760 No, lift them up. 177 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,160 Miemsie, thank you. 178 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,160 Okay, and... 179 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:22,760 Okay, so they work. 180 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:24,200 What going on? 181 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:25,960 We were on such a good wicket. 182 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:29,360 Just because Gavin's not dying doesn't mean we must stop chatting. 183 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:30,400 Are you out of data? 184 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:31,720 I'll buy you data. 185 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,320 I'm not sure what you're talking about, 186 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,760 but I assume it's a smartphone thing. 187 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,040 Yes, Tjaart, we know. 188 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,600 -Don't you have a phone? -No, don't-- 189 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:40,640 No, I don't have a smartphone. I have a dumb phone. 190 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:42,440 Smartphones makes you dumb, 191 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,840 and I'd rather have a dumb phone than a dumb brain. 192 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,560 And I already struggle with times tables so... 193 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:48,640 Guys. 194 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,880 I tried to mix it up with... 195 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,680 I tried giffies. 196 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,320 I have tried memies. 197 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:58,840 I spend hours trying to find the funniest stuff to send you, 198 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:00,600 and I don't get anything back. 199 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:05,560 Gavin, I literally saw you laughing at that monkey, 200 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:10,480 And you didn't even LOL it, or 'heart' it or anything. 201 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:11,880 What's going on, guys? 202 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:14,200 Sorry, Boss. I've just had a lot to catch up on. 203 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,760 I know, that's why I focus on after-work messages. 204 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,960 Flip, you can't video call the group at 9 p.m. 205 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:20,000 Why? 206 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:26,040 Because I am already on another call. 207 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:28,040 With a client. 208 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,800 You're not supposed to work at night. 209 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,840 I never see my friends. 210 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,960 -Yeah. -Because when I finish work 211 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,280 I just go home and work more. 212 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,520 And I do have friends. 213 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:40,680 Yes, I hardly ever finish up before two o'clock in the morning. 214 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:41,960 -What? -Really? 215 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:44,160 If I don't get 1 000 likes for polony, 216 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,680 I can't sleep. 217 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:47,520 It's a crescent moon tonight. 218 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,520 Yes, Flip, we want to reply. 219 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:55,080 We're just so busy trying to make you proud. 220 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,520 -Yup. -That's it. 221 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,560 -To make me proud? -Yeah. 222 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,600 That's awful. 223 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,520 But we don't mind. You know, it's just how it is. 224 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,520 We want to be our best for you, 225 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,080 but we just-- You know, it means we can't reply. 226 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,320 But you're already the best for me. 227 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:12,680 Yoh! Well done, guys. 228 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:14,040 At five o' clock I'm done. 229 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,240 I'll have to pull up my socks. 230 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,720 Is this the culture I've created? 231 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:20,960 My staff are so desperate to impress me, 232 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,400 I've turned them into polony robots. 233 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,280 By creating brilliant workers, 234 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,320 I've created bad friends who never reply. 235 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:32,920 It's my fault. 236 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:35,160 I'm too inspiring. 237 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,720 Oh, wait. What is that? 238 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:43,760 It looks... 239 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:48,000 Yoh! You'll have to do better that that. 240 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,800 You actually have a little... 241 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:54,760 Jeez, I'm good. 242 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,840 Wow! 243 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:00,080 Joubert, take notes. 244 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,560 With pleasure. 245 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:07,840 Joanne, you're the only one shameless enough to do this. 246 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,480 Whatever it is, it wasn't me. 247 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,480 Show me your butt. 248 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,600 You'll have to buy me a drink first. 249 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,080 No, I won't, Joanne. The last time I did that 250 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:18,080 you borrowed my car and I only got it back a week later 251 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,360 in Margate. 252 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:20,880 Bend over. 253 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,760 No, it's someone younger. 254 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,240 -Okay. -You can see. 255 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:33,280 -Her cheeks hang. -Okay. 256 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,680 -Make a note. -Copy. 257 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:36,120 Kayle. 258 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:37,960 It looks like... 259 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:41,880 I've been staring at your face all this time. 260 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:45,160 Okay, jokes aside. Turn around, show me your butt. 261 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,360 -That's not my bum. -Prove it. 262 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:50,840 -I have a mole on my left cheek, so-- -Prove it! 263 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:52,440 I'm not showing you my mole. 264 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:54,600 Everyone's a suspect. Come on. 265 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,920 You can feel it because it's quite a big one. 266 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,400 I'm not going to explore. Where is it? 267 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,480 On the left. 268 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,720 Don't get excited. It's professional. 269 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,320 I believe you. 270 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:16,320 Joubert, make a note that I felt the suspect's huge, disgusting mole 271 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,920 on his left butt-cheek with my hand. 272 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:18,960 Noted. 273 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,000 See a doctor. 274 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,000 That thing's too big. Like a woman's nipple. 275 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:26,760 The alarm! 276 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,920 Everyone out! 277 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,560 Tjaart, get everyone out! 278 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,680 I lost my uncle in a fire! 279 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,040 Come on, this isn't a drill! 280 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,120 Where's my lunchbox? 281 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,080 There's probably a bomb in the building 282 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,600 and we're all going to explode into a thousand pieces! 283 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,560 -I have more to lose, sorry! -Okay, okay! 284 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,920 -Move over. -Go for the car, go for the car! 285 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,000 Get out of here! It could be mustard gas! 286 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,080 Come on, get in, guys. 287 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,080 Tjaart! 288 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,200 You're running to the petrol tank! 289 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,120 Why didn't anyone tell me?! 290 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,360 -Get in, get in! -Get in! 291 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,440 Start driving! 292 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,120 -Close it, Emma! -Emma, close, close, close! 293 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:58,200 Drive! 294 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,440 Good news. 295 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:02,200 No one's dying in a terror attack today. 296 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,040 Bad news. 297 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,320 You'll all burn out, and I have to save your lives. 298 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,240 Flip, did you set-off the fire alarm? 299 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,240 Yup! 300 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,760 -You know it's a massive fine, right? -Flippa! 301 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:12,880 Emma, live a little. 302 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,640 -Lock the back. -That's the problem here. 303 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,120 -Sir, we can-- -Everyone's in! 304 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,600 -We have to work. -Where are going? 305 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,920 So, what do you guys think? 306 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,760 What the hell are we doing here? 307 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:32,880 It's the field... 308 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:36,440 where I'll make the special kids' special dreams come true. 309 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,360 I come here when my life feels out of balance. 310 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,760 Like yours does now. 311 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,440 This is where I remind myself what matters. 312 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:47,720 You need to get out of this work thing. 313 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,000 Life needs balance. 314 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,560 Work and play, work and play. 315 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,840 Like a straight seesaw... balance. 316 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,800 You need to tell the universe what's going on inside, 317 00:12:56,800 --> 00:13:00,240 and then the universe will give you balance. 318 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,080 That's how it works. It's science. 319 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,680 Like this. 320 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,200 Let the team reply on the chat group! 321 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,280 No, I'm joking. I'm joking. 322 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,320 It must be real. It can't be about work. 323 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,360 Okay. 324 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:22,200 Make me a father! 325 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,360 Preferably this year! 326 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:33,360 Feels good, doesn't it? 327 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,040 Okay, who's next? 328 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:36,720 -Hey, didn't you want to... -No, I don't-- 329 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,760 -Emma. Come on. -I'm okay. 330 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:39,840 Go on, you know you want to. 331 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,480 -We're not going home till you do it. -Go on. 332 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:42,560 Okay. 333 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,640 Take a deep breath and do it. 334 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,960 Make me a better PA! 335 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,520 Emma, you need to shout, and it can't be about work. 336 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,680 Come on, break out! 337 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,600 What keeps you up at night? 338 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,880 What bothers you-- 339 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:58,240 Help me to forgive my mother! 340 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,280 Mommy issues. 341 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,320 Okay, who's next? 342 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,440 Tjarra, go. 343 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:14,360 I want to see the Cape one day! 344 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,800 You will. The universe listens. 345 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,600 Bring another black guy into the office! 346 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,720 Bring back COVID! 347 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:23,840 Why would you-- 348 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,440 No, no, not the sickness. 349 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,920 -Lock-down with family was good. -The family. Okay, yeah. 350 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:31,400 Okay, Universe... family, okay? Family, not COVID. 351 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,600 Go on, stand back. 352 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,160 I want an Xbox! 353 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,320 PlayStation. I don't know. 354 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,400 Not a shorter distance between you and Stella? 355 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,360 Shorter. Or don't you want to be shorter? 356 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,120 Help me like myself! 357 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,160 Because I get very angry-- 358 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,320 Is that too long? 359 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,840 Come fetch me! 360 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,240 Get me off of this f-- field! 361 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,160 Okay, thank you. Go back. 362 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,440 How does it feel? 363 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,640 Now the universe knows, and half of Klerksdorp. 364 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:12,680 Thank you for participating in this balancing lesson. 365 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,000 Because you can't just work at night, people. 366 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,200 You must have a life, so we can work during the day 367 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,520 and chat a little at night. 368 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,080 You're always welcome at my special place. 369 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,080 Well, it's the school's property. 370 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,960 Well, it belongs to Mother Nature. 371 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,120 Well, the state. 372 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,440 Well, I pay tax so technically, it belongs to me. 373 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,160 And now, Joanne, your wish will come true. 374 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,280 The universe listened. We're going home. 375 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,600 It feels good to share that with my staff. 376 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,400 Well, my family. 377 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,760 Most bosses don't do that kind of thing. 378 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:51,440 They crack the whip to reach KPIs and... 379 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,520 Gavin! 380 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,040 -What? -Delete! 381 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,720 -What-- -Delete, delete, delete! 382 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,520 -Oh, crap. Okay. -For everyone! 383 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,720 The chat group is back. 384 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,200 -Hurry. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 385 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,960 Alright, close one. 386 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,280 There's another group. 387 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,360 Oh, he's coming. 388 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,520 Okay, okay, okay. 389 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,200 This is going to get real. 390 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,240 Gavin sent three messages on the group. 391 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:19,360 The first time anyone sent anything in 17 days, 392 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,800 and then he deleted it. 393 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,680 Who else thinks that trip was a waste of time? 394 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,200 "At least we're not working." 395 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,440 And then, Gavin, to put the cherry on the cake, 396 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,640 you use my memie that I sent. 397 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,240 There's another group, isn't there? 398 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,880 A true friendship group without me. 399 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,640 Yeah, yes. 400 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:40,840 -Gavin! -What? 401 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,680 I invited you, Gavin. 402 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,320 I invited you to our group. 403 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,080 They made me keep it a secret. 404 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,440 Gavin! 405 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:53,600 How long has this been going on? 406 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,560 Anyone can answer. 407 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:57,760 Who's in the group? 408 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:58,880 Gavin, obviously. 409 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:00,920 Joanne? 410 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,600 I should've known. 411 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,040 Jouba? 412 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,120 Q? 413 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,680 Q, you don't even like these people. 414 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,600 -I got FOMO. -I'm in the group. 415 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,360 Yes, Kayle. I know you're in the group. 416 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,360 Emma? 417 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:15,920 Miems? 418 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,120 Tjarra, can you believe it? 419 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,320 Everyone's on the group except for me and-- 420 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,360 Wow. 421 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:28,800 Wow. How-- 422 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:32,760 Joanne prints the chats for me and I read them in bed. 423 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,600 I'm sorry, Flippa, but it's funny. 424 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,720 So you also don't work until two in the morning. 425 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:44,320 No one buys polony in the middle of the night, Flip. 426 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,080 I shared my special place with you. 427 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,080 And you Dingaan'ed me. 428 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,160 Sometimes, I just wish you'd... 429 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,320 think of me. 430 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:21,880 So, is it yours? 431 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,280 Yes. 432 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,800 I did it as a dare, you know. 433 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,680 You can keep it if you want. 434 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,920 I finally got him! 435 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,480 He thinks it's my butt, 436 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,840 but it's not my butt, and that's... 437 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,400 That's the prank. 438 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,440 Got him. 439 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,880 He thinks it's my... butt. 440 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,320 He thinks it's my butt. 441 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,040 It's a bad prank. 442 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,040 Listen. 443 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,720 That was a prank. 444 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,320 I mean, that's not my butt. 445 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,440 Okay. 446 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,720 No, really. That's not my butt. 447 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,520 My butt's nicer than that. 448 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,920 -I don't think it's a bad butt. -What? 449 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,520 Okay, but it's not my butt. 450 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,080 Okay. 451 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:22,880 I believe you. 452 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,800 Look, I have... 453 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:30,720 I have two freckles there and... there. 454 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,440 Okay? So, it's not my butt. 455 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,640 Now it's your butt. 456 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,480 Is it your butt?! 457 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,600 I believe you. 458 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,440 Tjarra, can you stop with this butt thing? 459 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,680 It's mine, okay? Are you happy now? 460 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:50,960 -Really? -No, fu-- 461 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,040 Guys, I just want you to know 462 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,800 that I forgive you. 463 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,600 I'm the head of this company. 464 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,600 I have to be the one you look up to. 465 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:05,520 Not the one you have to include in your childish chit-chat. 466 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,120 I'm the boss, and... 467 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:11,080 Well, the boss never gets invited to the fun, social events-- 468 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,440 Bloody hell, Flip. 469 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,040 Stop being so sensitive. 470 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,360 You message too much. 471 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,360 It's a message here, and a message there. 472 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:21,080 "Look at my lunch," and, "It's windy outside". 473 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,120 It's too much. 474 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,480 Sorry, neh? 475 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:26,520 Okay. 476 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:30,080 What if we start a work group chat on our computers at work 477 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,600 that we don't have to take home? 478 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,800 You don't have to talk about work. 479 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,000 You can meme until your fingers bleed. 480 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,480 As long as it's from nine to five. 481 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,280 That's actually a great idea. 482 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:42,760 I... 483 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,040 I'd love that. 484 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,640 Well then, I'm on it. 485 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,440 But... 486 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,880 does everyone want to be on the group? 487 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,040 -Yeah, that should be fine. -Yes. 488 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,760 Even Tjaart can join in. 489 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,840 Yes, as long as its not articles and things. 490 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,680 No, no, only giffies and memes. It's great. 491 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,480 Auntie Miems' memes are the best. I call her Auntie Memes. 492 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:04,840 Okay. 493 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,560 I'll be in my office if anyone wants to chat. 494 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,320 I'm right here... to chat. 495 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,360 Let's chat. 496 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,440 A nice chat. 497 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,680 Can you guys sometimes chat first? 498 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,800 What's the name of the group? 499 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,880 DPM Work Chat. 500 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,720 Great name! 501 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,280 DPM Work Chat. 502 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,120 -Let's see how long it lasts. -Will I get it in my e-mail? 503 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 I don't see anything! Joanne, have you made it? 504 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,240 Calm down, Flip! 505 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,400 I'm calm! 506 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:33,840 I'm in the group. 507 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,600 I'm in the group! 508 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,640 Look, if a horse breaks a leg, you shoot the thing. 509 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:42,880 Flip's leg might not be broken, 510 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,960 but he knows damn well how to carry on like a sad horse. 511 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,640 But Flip's not a horse, 512 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,240 so we can't shoot him. 513 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,840 Okay. 514 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,440 It can't be. 515 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,560 Oh, for... 516 00:21:58,560 --> 00:21:59,840 Flippen... Emma! 517 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,520 It was you, wasn't it? 518 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,040 Come on, out with it. 519 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,000 You've always had a nice arse. 520 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,120 I noticed it the first day you walked in here. 521 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,560 And you're so conservative and cute. 522 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:13,240 You prudish girls are the wildest when the leash is taken off. 523 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,400 Actually, Tjaart. 524 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:16,120 How do we know it wasn't you? 525 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,800 -Okay. -You've got a nice butt. 526 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,640 Gay for saying that. 527 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,480 And secondly, it wasn't me. 528 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,360 Okay, but you drink yourself silly most of the time. 529 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,160 How do you know you didn't do it when you were blind-drunk? 530 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,880 Can you prove it? 531 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,320 -Yes, I can. -What? 532 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,600 Oh, Tjaart. No, I didn't-- 533 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,160 Okay. 534 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,200 You can see. 535 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,400 Two firm cheeks. 536 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,080 Pimples on this side, Rosa tattoo on that side. 537 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,480 Don't ask. 538 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,120 Satisfied? 539 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,240 Not mine! 540 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,560 There's your proof. 541 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,440 It wasn't Tjarra. 542 00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,120 It was me. 543 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:00,920 What? 544 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:02,840 It's my butt! 545 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,120 What?! 546 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:05,160 Gotcha! 547 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,160 I knew it! 548 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,920 No, you didn't, bro. 549 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,080 Turn around. 550 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,840 It was right in front of me the whole time. 551 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,960 You've been looking at my butt the whole time. 552 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,600 Gross! That's gross. 553 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,080 I'm reporting you to Flip. You're getting a warning. 554 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,320 You've just shown your butt to the entire office. 555 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,400 Yeah, you did. 556 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,400 You're lucky you're too tall, 557 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,120 or your head would be over there, bud. 558 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,560 -No ways! -Thank you, everyone. 559 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,280 It was an honour. Thank you very much. 560 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,360 Thank you. 561 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,120 Genius prankster. 562 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,160 Nice butt. 563 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,320 Good one, Joanne! 564 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,120 Damn funny. 565 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,240 Gross! 566 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:06,840 Sorry. 567 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,560 I... had Mexican. 568 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,240 Got him.